I’ve stayed in my share of seedy, cheap hotels, at least proud that I saved some bucks. But now I know, it really could have been worse.

For instance, there’s the dirtiest hotel in the United States, as rated by traveler reviews posted on TripAdvisor.

This is a place where, one guest said, “The bugs are nicer than the people.”

Another ranted, “No one should ever walk into a hotel only to find prostitutes walking around the inside.”

Where is this? Why, San Francisco. In fact, three of the 10 worst hotels in the country happen to be in California. I have no idea what that means.

I know you’re wondering. And no, San Antonio is not on the list. Neither is Texas.

On the contrary, Texas has two hotels ranked among the 10 best. The Grand Hyatt VFW in Dallas placed fifth while the Houstonian in Houston came in ninth.

The best of all? Inn New York City. Sorry Texas — but know this, New York State managed to grab only one top spot.

The lists:

• Worst
• Best